Friday, August 29, 2008

The Washerman and the Foolish Donkey - Legend Modernized

Have you heard the story of "The Washerman and the Foolish Donkey"?

To refresh your memory, and for the benefit of those who have not grown up listening to this moral story, it goes like this...

There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog.

One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake.

The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself.

The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story “One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Now take a new look at the same story...

The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management institute.

He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it.

Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet.

The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well. In the annual appraisal the dog managed a “meets requirement ".

Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.

The donkey was rated as "star performer".

The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards. Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a job rotation.....

Monday, August 25, 2008

Don's Daughter

If you are a poor man, it's not your fault ... But if your father-in-Law is a poor man, it's definitely your fault !!! "
Here is a clever man Javed Miandad's Son and Dawood Ibrahim's Daughter... All that glitters is definitely
GOLD


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Friday, August 22, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A WORLD SURVEY

A world wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: 'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?'

The survey was a huge failure;

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,

In India /Pakistan they didn't know what 'honest' meant,

In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,

In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,

And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Should have Self Confidence........Hats off to this guy

See a sort of inexplicable enthusiasm, firm confidence and indomitable tendency on his face ?? Marvelous ?? ----


Miracle Man Walk Again
Monday July 9, 2007
He survied against all odds; now Peng Shulin has astounded doctors by learning to walk again,
when his body was cut into two parts by a lorry in 1995, it was little sort of a medical miracle that he lived


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