Monday, May 26, 2008

Food as Medicine

HEADACHE?
EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.


HAVE FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.


TO PREVENT STROKE
DRINK TEA!
Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of
tea.
(actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from
invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!


INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!

Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!

Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was
young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the
respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).


ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!

Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has
omega oils, good for our immune system)


UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!

Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.

BLADDER INFECTION?
DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.


BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in
pineapple.


PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce
depression, anxiety and fatigue.


MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!

Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.

COLDS?
EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers
cholesterol, too.)


COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!

A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red
pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.

BREAST CANCER?
EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.


LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!

A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green
and orange vegetables.

ULCERS?
EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.


DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this
condition.
(Bananas are good for this ailment)

CLOGGED ARTERIES?
EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE?
EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.


BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!

The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood
sugar.

Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium,
Vitamin E &fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.


Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low
Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the
activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer,
heart attack & stroke.


Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total
antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer
causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals.
(Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and
they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very
versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals
that invade our bodies)


Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds
away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen
the risk of colon cancer.


Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also
packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune
system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting
oxidant. Other nutrients

found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural
substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our
skin from those darn suv rays)



Guava &Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for
their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps
prevent constipation.


Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas
and indigestion)


Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those
prostrate problems from invading their bodies

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Marathi se panga ?... zakas ahe

4 Mumbaites - a Gujju, a Bhaiyya and a Bihari &
Malayali died and were
facing Yama. Yama told them that Chitragupt (his PA)
will decided on their accommodation so hand in your
prefernces.

The Gujju said : "Hey Yambhai, aa marathi loko toh
mane shaanti thi jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi
naakhi. Aa marathi loko
ekdum junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi
maanas nathi joto."

The UPite said : "Theek kaha gujjubhai ne. Shriman
Yam, in marathi logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil
kar diya hai....eemaan se! Arre, meri dukaan ka board
bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi ki dukaan ka naam
marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye. Ab ee bhi koi
baat hui kya? Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi aadmi
nahi chaahiye."

The Bihari said : "Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat
hain. Arre main thode din pehle railway ki pariksa
dene mumbai gaya tha. Raam Lalla ki sougandh, in
marathi logun ne humka bahut hi peeta. Hamaar
haddipasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi humka
hamaar saath naahi chaahiye."
The Malayali said "aiiyoo humoko bhi marathi baaju
main nahi mangta, bahto pareshaan karta hai yeh log.
kuch kaam kerne ko nahi aata phir bhi hosiyari maarke
kaheta hai ki tumko hamare mumbai se nikal dega.
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Yama turns to Chitragupt : "Aayla Chitrya, ya
saglyanchya files majhyakade gheun ye re!!! yeh chya
maila..... Aai shappat, Baghto ekekala!"

Friday, May 9, 2008

Do You Know This?

In Mumbai Mirror Daily, it is written that so many terrorists and under
world people has got connecting through orkut. Like Davood Ibrahim, Chotta
Shakkil, ...........so many people are getting new man power through Orkut
only. The IB has started their investigations. So please reduce the
contacts through Orkut.

It is usual that we receive friend request from unknown people. But if
you actually do not know that person it is good to reject that request.
Because if one terrorist is found by Police, his entire friend's list will
be carefully followed. And if you are there, you also will be in trouble.

So be careful! Also forward it to all your friends. This information is
true. It is written in the front page of Mumbai Mirror Daily.

You may be thinking that why these people adding so many friends
through orkut. It is simply because to mislead the Police. When they(Police)
get a huge friend list they will be concentrating on them. They may be
innocent people. At that time the real terrorists can escape. So friends,
please forward this information to all you know n whome u care...